Calamity! The Maui Jims have cracked. #
#riddle: when does 50+20 equal 60? #

Ok ok, I admit it, I've been having an affair with Tiger Woods. Not in a trashy way though. #
Bought a Ceci n'est pas une pipe + mario shirt #
At the "Radiation Oncologist" a new doctor added to the team #
Got my first U.S. Passport today #

At the airport, on our way to dallas. #
Watching Hoarders and Intervention – folks are nuts. #
#tweetarun:7miles in 1hrs, 8mins.
Pace: 9mins, 43 sec/m. New Total: 279.85miles in 40hrs, 54mins #
#tweetarun – still working on the look and feel of this site. #

#tweetarun:7.5miles in 1hrs.
Pace: 8mins, 0 sec/m. New Total: 272.85miles in 39hrs, 46mins #
It does my heart good to see Dublin again, even if only through the lens http://chrysbillinireland.blogspot.com #
Caretaker was crucified just sleeping at his post… #
Refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most… #
Living life in the raw, walking the earth wide awake now. No going back. #
Switched back to Cablevision, cut the bill in half, ~same service and faster internet w/no contract or ETF. Take that FIOS #
@wclax04 we had'em before fios, they were pretty good, …

#tweetarun:2.75miles in 31mins.
Pace: 11mins, 16 sec/m. New Total: 265.35miles in 38hrs, 46mins #
Taking a mental health break. #

Tweetarun now supports facebook integration, no Twitter account needed. #
I've never seen people spit so many times in rapid succession. The salivary glands are at full tilt, this is serious October baseball!!! #
Jon Bonham, Knebworth, 1979, Achilles Last Stand like a 10 minute long rock and roll earthquake #
Is Fast-Infoset worth the effort? #
I wish I had a job where people were concerned for my well being if I attempted to work on only 3 days rest. #
Jamming good with Weird and Gilly and the Spiders from Mars #
Is leaving …

*sigh* #
I'm Jones-ing for a Verizon droid #
I'm a human being after I take off my clothes. Words of genius from Pedro Martinez #
Is that some Laffy Taffy around AJ Burnett's neck? #
Did AJ Burnett cycle to work? Cause his bicycle lock is still around his neck. #
Did AJ Burnett make a necklace out of Bendaroos? #
Does AJ Burnett buy his jewelery at PetsMart? #
Does AJ Burnett have some soap-on-a-rope tucked into his shirt? #
AJ Burnett must've spent the day at Coney Island 'cause someone tossed a ring over …

#tweetarun:8.5miles in 1hrs, 13mins.
Pace: 8mins, 35 sec/m. New Total: 238.2miles in 34hrs, 50mins – felt strong, need more rest #
Once "Master of Puppets" gets into your head, it does not leave until a vigorous workout is completed. #
Working away on new #tweetarun features. More to come soon… #

Sydney lost her first tooth this weekend whilst Ethan learned to pee standing up. Big milestones to be celebrated. #
Ceapaim cupan tae ag an nomeid. #
Rockband 2 drumming can surely give anyone the visage of a slack-jawed unblinking gormless idiot…but it sure is fun. #
I don't get it. Folks still seem to think the Identity Management business is about digital certificates. Why is this so hard? #
I'm looking at Sketchflow in Expression Blend. Export to Word is full of WIN #
@darrelherbst is foursquare your creation? Looks nice, I'm gonna sign …

Welcome my new niece Aoife Sarah-Kate Loughnane born 10:22PM Irish time last night! #
I just found the TimeOne library which makes timer interrupts a snap on the ATMega168 #
I wish I was tweetarunning now, it is freakin' gorgeous outside. #
Missed lunch so now eating street vendor Giro platter with the hot-hot sauce, aiyeee she burns but good. Just what IS this food? #
It is so nice to find something after thinking it lost forever. In this case my BlueAnt cell phone earpiece. #
@chrisbrogan District 9 is probably a more important …