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The Turbo Encabulator

3 April 2009 5 Comments
The Turbo Encabulator

For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem’e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.

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5 Comments »

  • Chris Weaver said:

    Reminds me back to my first day of college chemistry. Ah, that familiar “What the hell did he just say??!!?!” feeling.

  • Catherine Murphy said:

    Cees wants to know’ how do they cope with the azimuth’ me i just say ‘Huh, whas that?’ you came a long way from when I taught you your spellings for school. Either that or its all just big words to impress people.. go figure.. read it three times and I still don’t get it. My life will be empty!!

  • Dan said:

    You’re an idiot, Shanahan. And I mean that. ;-)

  • Francis (author) said:

    what’re you suggesting?

  • Jim Shanahan said:

    Fran, that was a great post! Most informative! May I offer you my most sincere contrafibularities!!
    Hopefully this will be on next years School Leaving Certificate Exam as it’s really been getting too easy over the last few years!!!

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